Would you like help?
The paperclip is back.
First CLIPPY/MSFTB pair on BNB.
Get a wallet. MetaMask or Trust Wallet, switched to BNB Smart Chain.
Fund it with BNB. Buy on any exchange, withdraw to your wallet.
Swap on Flap. Paste the address above, confirm, done.
Born from the software. Paired with the stock token.
Paired to $MSFTB, tokenized Microsoft stock on BNB.
Every trade on the pair pays $MSFTB to holders.
No staking. No claiming. No forms.
You hold. It stacks.
Rewards move with volume, so they are not fixed or guaranteed. Not a dividend, and not a claim on Microsoft Corporation or its shares.
1997. Blank page, same question, every single time.
Almost nobody clicked yes.
He would not read the room. He would not go away.
He just wanted to help.
They switched him off, then removed him entirely,
and threw a party about it.
The jokes kept going for twenty years.
Nobody makes jokes about software they forgot.
Microsoft said 20,000 likes and he returns.
The internet blew straight past it. He came back.
Same paperclip. Same question.
This time somebody clicked yes.
Nobody asked. He made one anyway.
Goals, not promises. It's only a joke till it's not.
Arcade games, files, folders. Double-click anything.
Arcade games, files, and a few things he should have deleted.
Twenty years off the clock. He kept busy.
